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MASCARA EYES!
You know that look where a pale skinned guy seems like he's wearing eyeliner, but he's not? Caleb's got that in spades. And a great face, a great personality, and that smile... uh, yeah, he's definately SCM material!!! <G>

DRYING PAINT
Sometimes an incredibly cute guy shows up for an audition and you wonder "Why is he here?" Other times, well, you still wonder... like when a Latino Steve Buscemi shows up and takes an hour. Thank goodness for auditions and editing... and Dean. <g>

DON'T TALK
One of the things unique about SCM is that you get to know the guys... but, like the occassional date, sometimes it'd be better if they didn't talk. Well, unless you're the kinda guy who likes to be taken to a fancy restaurant (twice a week, no less) for dinner! <g>

GROVER!
There's just something adorable about Grover. Not "Damn. He's hot in those leather pants", but "I could cuddle with him all night" adorable... and the size of his you-know-what may suprise you. His face at the end, well, goofy 70's lookin boys had sex, too, ya know! <g>

MARRIED WITH A KID
Ivan's married, has a kid, and seems like a nice enough guy, but I'm just not into guys with long hair. I mean, there's even a "no long hair" guideline for Dean, but all in all, the boy's audition skills have very much improved, so we'll let him slide. <g>

SIDEBURNS!
If there's one thing you immediately notice about Rob, it's his sideburns... at least when he's clothed. When his pants are down, nobody's looking at his face... and his payoff, well, watch him sheepishly clean up the back of the couch afterwards! <g>

DEEP VOICED!
Robert's an Orange County guy who grew up "surfin' and fishin'" <g> But my ears had perked up before he solidified his good ole boy status by saying that: What a voice... the tonal opposite of mine. <G> Unique tattoos, too.

TRI-ATHLETE!
I could tell you about Cal's boxing, his running, or how he talks about his red haired girlfriend and her "boobies" as Dean calls them, but the only thing I can really think is "WOW! And I thought Boston Paul had a huge one." <g>

BASHFUL!
What can I say: I love the guys who are bashful about this, and Billy takes the cake. <g> I don't think he ever got his large dick totally hard, but I'd grab him. What a cutie!

HUMAN
Angelo doesn't have the body, nor the dick, and in all honesty, I was getting ready to write something smart-assed about his constantly wearing shades indoors... but then he said something at the end, and instantly became a real human being instead of a piece of naked man.

SCRUBS!
Al's got a genuine good 'ole boy look to him, and being a transplant from Michigan, it's obvious why. If you've ever wondered what's underneath a guy's scrubs, here's a chance to see... and with that much surface area, no wonder he stays near the top. <g>

LOOK FAMILIAR?
Obviously, Dean doesn't spend a lot of time looking at the site, so Aaron's face didn't ring any bells, but any astute SCM fan will recognize him from before... but dang, what a haircut can do! <g>

ENGINEER!
There's something unmistakably attractive about Johnny. He's got that "everyman" thing going on, with his look and his achitectural engineering degree... but when his clothes come off and you see the tattoos and those big balls, well, sign me up! <G>

THIN!
Timothy's been in a few videos before, but only solo and with a girl. He's probably been in other things, too, but I know one thing he hasn't been in: a pie eating contest. But hey, really thin guys have really big you know what's. <G>

HAT BOY!
Norman's rather fond of his hat. Indeed, were it not for the change cam revealing otherwise, I'd guess he were bald and had issues, but hey, we all have our quirks. <g> Nice build, nice dick... and big balls, but whaddya think? Keeper or no?

CATCH HIM!
Tony's video is a welcomed change from your typical straight boy jerking off stoically like his mom's in the other room. Heck, from what he said, Tony probably wished his mom was in the other room... twice!! Too bad Dean screwed up the change cam: Tony likes getting caught! <G>

STOCKY!
Andy seemed a tad nervous and said as much when Dean asked him. But except for his occassional face indicating as much, you wouldn't know it. Still working on Dean's audition shooting skills (straight boys taking gay boys jobs!), so hang in there. <g>

CHIN PUBES!
Derek reminded me of a used CD store worker, sorta hip with his chin hair and white t-shirt. Agreeable but not a whole lot going on there. <g> He did fine, though, getting naked in front of the camera, and hey, sometimes you don't want deep conversations. <g>

BALD AND BIG!
Cameron was the the type of guy who might scare ya a bit on a dark street, but whom you'd love to see naked... if he didn't kick your ass while you were sneakin' a peek. To see his thick cock being stroked 'til orgasm, well, that's a privileged sight indeed. <g>

BUSINESS MAN!
Nice clothes, tribal band arm tattoo, rings on his hand, and a voice like mine. Hmm... fun to look at, but I think Dean's gaydar isn't nearly as refined as mine. Gotta add, "Would you prefer to be in a video with a girl or a guy?" to Dean's prescreen questions. <g>

MUTT DOG!
Dean's next audition went a little smoother camerawise, but I'd take the last guy, Chris, over Jeff any day of the week. I didn't meet him in person, but watching the video, he reminds me of a country dog, sniffing crotches and tearing up trash. <g>

NOT QUITE TY!
Dean called me a couple weeks ago saying that his company had laid him off: did I have anything other jobs for him? I thought then suggested he try shooting the auditions. As you'll see, it's not as easy as it looks... expect some bumps (like forgetting to turn on the change cam) along the way. <g>

BALD!
Vinny was a little rough around the edges, -- Indeed, he mentioned having been in "county" (jail) when I first talked to him on the phone. -- but there was something interesting about him... I think it was his LARGE equipment. <g>

BAWSTON!
Paul had the most adorable thick accent on the phone, so when he walked up and looked like a hairy wet dream, I was quite excited. When he came out of the changing room, excitement went to elation! -- Here's to the newest SCM star! <G>

COOL VIBE!
Cody was pretty nervous, but he had a great vibe about him. He said he liked to show off and was always running around naked. That said, he was supposed to come back for a solo shoot this past Wednesday but never showed. I'm not giving up yet.

OPEN SHIRT!
Lee showed up with his shirt open and telling me how he knew this and that porn starlet. Not much of a celebrity worshipper myself, I just went with the flow, and hey, some folks really appreciate a rougher guy. <g>

NEW JURSEE!
Rich is a no nonsense type of guy, originally from the East Coast and he still has the accent to prove it. With a bit of acting experience under his belt, he had no issues about dropping trough and showing the world what he had to offer. <g>

BIG BOLTS!
Chad looked like the type of guy who'd spend his days quietly studying his computer programmer books alone, but his personality was more of just kickin' it. One thing did hold true, tho... that saying about computer nerds and dick size. Yowza! <g>

NERVOUS!
Tom totally suprised me. While he was filling out the required paperwork, he seemed completely nervous, he asked lots of questions, and I wasn't even sure he was going to go through with it... but then when he did. Nice. <g>

ALBINO!
Ted seemed like quite the rugged football player type. With his broad shoulders and large build, I expected to see something a little different than the typical SCM man. I did not, however, expect to see white pubes.

SHAVEN!
Rockwell seemed like a nice enough guy. Unfortunately, though, there was just nothing unique about him. -- He said his girlfriend took his chest hair: the one quality that would've made him stand out.

SCHWING!
Davis wanted to know if he could do full videos before we even got started. Judging by the status of things when he came out of the changing room, I think that can be arranged... talk about a pair of cajones. <g>

HE ASKED!
When I first talked to Ricky, I couldn't tell if he was straight, so I asked if he'd be more comfortable in a video with a guy or a girl. When we started, he had a question for me, too: was there a camera in the changing room? I had to say yes. <g>

WOW!
Dean... what can I say: he has the personality, the looks, the bod (oh, what a bod) and he's straight. I couldn't believe he was getting naked for SCM (after being an underwear model for one of the largest boxer companies around), but I think he's a keeper! <G>

FRIEND!
Marc's friend, who told me he had a shoulder cast, was coming in for an audition and Marc was just along for the ride. The "cast" turned out to be a complete brace, but Marc was game for doing the audition his friend would've done. <g>

BALDWIN!
Scott wasn't much of a talker. I got the "I'll kick your ass if you look at my cock" vibe from him, too, but he looked like a pseudo Stephen Baldwin and I liked his dick... when I got a chance to look. <g>

BOD!
Shawn said he used to run his own webcam site, so he had no problem getting naked and showing off. And in case it's not obvious from the picture, all those hours spent at the gym definately paid off. <g>

UNCUT
Frank said his girlfriend was outta town, so he saw it as an opportunity to do a video. I didn't think he was a great match for SCM, but auditions are all about widening the standards, giving more a shot, and letting you decide. Whaddya think? <g>

GONNA CUM!
Trevor, 19, arrived to meet me on his motorcycle and was good to go as soon as I was. When he got undressed and started wanking it, he was still good to go as soon as I was. Amazing ass and not the least bit bashful for a straight guy.

BUSTED!
Eddie was the very first guy to go through the video audition... and he found the hidden camera. I was more than a little taken aback when he was in the room getting dressed and said, "I don't see the camera but I see the wires, man."