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 For The Castle Day Three, I wanted to mix a bit of medieval with a bit of county fair, so jousting was to be the first order of the day. Not to-the-death of course, but rather piggybacking one's buddy and simply knocking the competition off his man steed with a pole-like instrument.
Memories  from childhood instantly put a broom handle as the obvious makeshift lance for that, but a bit of adulthood reasoning figured even using the bristle end of the broom would likely result in injury with six straight men wielding the pole. And so, a solution was devised; a pillow covered oar.
That was still too much for Caleb, though.
"Take a joust stick," I say as I hand one of the guys the weapon.
"And then take another joust stick," I tell the other group as I hand one to them.
Caleb interjects; "by the way guys, it's a fucking oar with a pillow around it.
 I don't know how he thinks..."
"Somebody's definitely getting injured," Dean finished the thought.
I deflected their concerns knowing that a slight injury is just a normal part of straight guy horseplay then moved on to start the competition.
"OK, so one group get like down that way, and one group get down this way."
Caleb as horse and Dean as knight went to the right.
 Rocky as horse and Jersey as knight went to the left.
For the first pass,  Jersey and Dean whacked each other's "joust sticks" but not a lot of damage was done. Neither was even knocked backwards, let alone off their steeds.
"Wait, start again, start again. That didn't work," I inform the guys after they've walked around each other a few times just banging the pillow into the other's backsides.
"Ok, now, it's like a joust. You only get one pass. You gotta go through and like give it all your might to like whack him off..."
 Caleb started yelling something.
"What did you guys do? Did you pee in his cornflakes this morning? He is all testy over there." I asked Jersey.
They tried the one pass approach, but it still didn't work.
Caleb smarted off again, and I sent him back to the castle.
With Duke as Jersey's new steed and Rocky becoming the new equine-like transportation for Dean, the guys went at it once more.
"You guys need to whack hard!" I implored when it didn't work this time either.
Indeed, I was getting a bit testy myself, but I wasn't quite sure how to get the guys to really go at it. They were convinced it was going to hurt: "Do we have to whack hard or not..." Dean's sentence trailed off. 
"No, whack him hard. It's just a pillow."
"It's a big ass oar!"
With a near minute of "pushing" one another finally resulting in someone off his horse, it was time to call in reinforcements to do it right.
 Ashton mounted Jersey and twirled his joust stick as he approached Duke and his horse Dean.
Less than fifteen seconds from when Ashton climbed aboard Jersey, he had knocked Duke to the ground in one fell swoop. <g>
  
"See, Ashton knows how to do it... he knocked the knight right off," I laughed. Someone finally knew how to play like a kid. <g>
"Now have you guys learnt something now that Ashton told you how to whack him off?"
"Yes," Rocky replied.
But in the new match of Ashton riding Jersey and Rocky riding Dean, Ashton once again proved victorious. <g> 
A few minutes later, the various rematches were done.
It was time to move onto the next activity: egg tossing.
Bringing in a bit of the county fair vibe into the grassy field, I thought it'd be fun to have the guys compete in a traditional egg toss... well, traditional-ish. I've yet to go to a county fair where they wore kilts. <g>
Starting in pairs with Rocky & Dean and Ashton & Duke, the guys would start close to one another then move a step backwards after each successful catch.
The distance continued until... well, you should probably just watch the video. <g>
Fast forward to later in the day now. Several minutes later in the video.
 The guys are all piled on a bed.
It's a new bed, in a room without windows.
In a few moments, it will be pitch black.
The only light will be infrared, emanating from the camera.
It will allow the camera to see what's going on, but the guys can be free.
 The others won't see them.
The others won't know whose hand is whose.
"Who's eating my ass?"
"Who's sucking my dick?"
"Who's touching me there?"
The guys' inhibitions, what little remain, have a chance to go further to the wayside.
Of course, you have to watch the video to really see.
Day Three's a hot nut buster, but I have to warn you that if you prefer bright lights and extreme closeups, this video isn't for you. It's got things like guys kissing in the dark, lit by infrared, and more than one guy goes down on a cock that has just orgasmed, tasting the cum, but it's not one where you see all the details in high definition glory. Day Three will get you going, but you've got to bring the mental lube. For some folks, that's a turn on, so just know yourself before you start up the video.
There's a little bonus footage afterwards of the guys just being guys and playing football, too. It didn't fit anywhere else, but it's too cute to leave it out. 
I have to say, it's an always interesting adventure around here, but damn, I sure do love my egg-attacking naked straight men piled on a bed in the dark job! <g>
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