TRUCK!!!

The guys compete on an island for a brand new truck. <g>

To celebrate the first year anniversary of StraightCollegeMen.com, I rented a log cabin and the guys and I had a weekend slumber party. Last year, we rented 250 acres on the island of Hawaii and had a four day adventure. This year, I wanted something more... so we rented an entire island. That's right. An entire island... but I'm jumping ahead.

Starting in the main area of the loft, I had Sonny, Broderick, Rocky, Caleb, Duke, Dean, and Ashton sit in front of the camera while I began speaking, "So you guys have no idea what's going on 'cause I have kept it almost an entire secret from everybody."

Indeed, the guys had practically no clue as to what was going to happen. I told them the dates they needed to be available and that we would be flying, but I didn't tell them much else. In fact, I figured it would be interesting to give them a few extremes before we even left San Diego.

First, the intimidating; "So are... you guys are like really freaked out 'cause you don't know what's going to happen?"
"I am," Duke responded.
"Not me," Caleb chalanted.
"If you take me to Alaska and told me to get naked right now, I'd do it. I really don't care." Sonny informed us of what we already knew. <g>

"I will tell you that if you guys, you know, get into it, this will be the most awesome adventure you've ever had. And you know me, I'm not one to say things I don't think are true."

"You'll like parts of it," I went on to clarify.

"The deal is you guys will have no communication from the outside world. I'm taking your cell phones, putting them in a lockbox, and you won't get them until the end of the week."

Caleb immediately had issues with that. "Then don't go... these are the non-negotiable rules. If you don't wanna go, you don't have to go."

I went on to further plant the seeds of trepidation, "Where we're going, I'll just tell you for now that we have to be escorted in and out, every time." That was technically true, as the captain of the boat had to take us from the mainland to the island, but it certainly sounded more ominous than it was. <g>

I laid the scare on thick, too, with a new indemnification form: "And the part of the deal is that you guys need to sign this new, uh, release and waiver of liability."

I passed out the forms then continued.

"Moreover, this is a competition between the... however many there are of you. No one will be paid the same, and the winner's ransom will be, uh, quite amazing. You guys, you guys, I told you from the getgo that, I didn't tell you anything, but I told you guys will be jaw dropped."

"So now that I've given you the schpeel, here's where you guys really start to go 'oh my gosh, he wasn't kidding.'"

"So I need you guys stand up, in a row, in a line."

Next to the bunkbed, the seven of them stood side by side.

I called four of them to the front one by one.

"So you guys in the back see these four in the front?"
"Yes," they responded.
"One of them will be eliminated before you guys even get on the plane."

The games had begun.

Yet people don't want to endure things which sound difficult without a reward, so I took half of the guys with me on a little trip, still not telling them anything more.

At my house, I got out of the car but had the guys stay in it until I called on my cell phone. At that point, they were to walk towards the house, stand on a piece of duct tape in the driveway, and yell that they were ready. They did... and I opened the garage.

What they saw next was the prize for the best performer: a BRAND NEW TRUCK!!!

Needless to say, the guys were beyond psyched at the prospect of a brand spanking new truck.

"I have never had a new car," Caleb informed.
"I know," I responded.
"I'm gonna work really hard to get it."

And that, boys and girls, was the plan.
What would you do for a brand new truck? <G>
Think you know what straight men won't do? Think Again.™

Of course, all this said, we're still less than ten minutes into this 99 minute long, shot in high definition film.

To see all that happens in this first episode, you'll have to watch the video, but here's a bit of a photographic preview. <g>

"So what are you thinking about? You got this smile on your face like... you're ready to suck some cock." "I'm ready to fuckin suck 'til the cows come home."

"Did you check the crab traps this morning?" "No, let's check 'em out."

"So last night, the camera on wasn't because it was too dark when we got here, but you guys were pretty elated at..."
"Heck yeah."
"At the awesomeness of this."
"Yeah."

"This is awesome. You can hear the birds. You can see the fish jumping. We've got crabs in the water. What more could you ask for?" Ashton said.
"Uh, you naked, but we'll get to that a little later," I replied.
He pulled his shirt up and I indicated that I liked what I saw.
"I can do a little tease, too."

He buttoned his pants back up after showing a bit of his pubes and the base of his shaft.
"Oh, you're evil!" I laughed. <g>

The real action was soon to come, though.

First up, Duke and Ashton by the pond.

"Here's the deal. So you know, somebody's going home not too long from now. So this first thing is a competition. You two are a pair and then, uh, Sonny and Broderick are the other pair. So, so what you do is up to you..."

I was mesmerized watching them together, and -I- was the one jaw dropped when they were done as they finished by eating other's cum. "Wow... I'm like speechless. You guys really want to stay here... Whoa."

Up next, Sonny and Broderick. I started them with an admonishment, "so you guys got your work cut out for you." And I finished their prep talk with "just know that competition is fierce." Truth be told, it was more fierce than I ever imagined.

Were Broderick and Sonny up for the task? You'll have to watch to see.

Indeed, what happens in the second half of the video (yep, we're still in the first half) was completely unplanned and it's anyone's guess until you watch it yourself. Perhaps Sonny and Broderick just gave up then and there... but then what would the second half be about? <g> (Hint)

There's only one way to find out, but I can tell you I remained flabbergasted the whole time.

Now watch the video already and be part of the most awesome, unique, genuine "adults only" site on the net! <g>

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