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 I
first met Duke's cousin about two years ago. I guess they were hanging
out and it was time to go to the Boy Seeks Girl® webcam for Duke, so Tyler
came along. Anyway, he was there watching what was going on from behind the
counter, and I thought he was incredibly cute. The fact that he was
Duke's cousin made my head spin with possibilities for a video with
him, but he just said he'd think about it and that was that. I told Duke that
if he could get him to come in, I'd pay him a referral fee, but Tyler
didn't bite.
A year or so later, Duke had to stop by the office to borrow
some money, and Tyler was again with him. I  pushed
again about Tyler coming in for a video, and he flashed me his butt to show
that it was hairy but not quite as hairy as Duke's. The butt cheek flash and
the hair similarity had my brain once again racing with ideas, but Tyler
still wasn't good for a video.
Sometime shortly after that, I told Duke that if he got his cousin to come in, I'd give him 20 times the regular referral fee and pay his cousin 5 times the regular solo fee. Needless to say, he, Duke that is, was interested, but Tyler still wasn't. Tyler coming in was just one of the many kettles on the fire and I was tending a busy stove, so I moved on and mostly forgot about it.
 Well,
about another year passed and then out of nowhere, I get a call from
Duke saying that his cousin is willing to do a video. I was taken
aback but ready to go. I pay to fly them both to Vegas, and we start
the camera...
"So, you're here and there's this whole backstory with you... the long and the short of it is is that you're Duke's cousin."
"Yes"
"So, you... you came in, like you, you were, I guess you guys were just hanging out... well, here, well... Duke's over here, so let's just. Here, you come here and you sit next to him."
Duke walked over and sat in the other kitchen chair while I kept talking.
"I guess you two were just hanging out, and then, you came and you watched the Boy Seeks Girl one night. So, so, but you were like, 'oh no, no, it's not for me' and that, that was a while ago that you came in that night."
"That was a couple of years."
"Was it that long?" I asked.
"It was a while ago." Tyler confirmed, and Duke added, "yeah."
I continued, reiterating that I told him that he should do a video but nothing happened.
"Then you came back for something else. Like another night, you were just hanging out or maybe you just came over with him?"
 "Yeah,
he came over with me when I needed to pick up some money," Duke
laughed.
"Yeah, ok, so, you just came over, and then that time we talked a little bit and was it that time that you flashed me half your butt cheek?"
"Probably."
"OK, so but still, you were like no, no, no, it's not, you know, you're not going to do it."
"And then, so then I told ____, err, Duke, so yeah, well, everybody knows that this, you know, that there's stage names involved, you know, like I just asked you about picking out yours."
"So, I talked to Duke and I told him like, 'ok, well if you do it, like you know, I'll, I'll, you can have an extra referral bonus more than the normal model referral bonus.'"
"He's tried for two years."
 "I've
been trying for a long time to convince this boy. Ever since Sonny's
birthday party when Matt came up to us and he was like, 'I think your cousin
would be really good, you know. You know, you should try to get him at it.'
So, it's been a little while of coaxing, but you know, we'll see how it goes."
"I'm stubborn," Tyler responded.
"So, ok, but wait. So what happened, what changed to get you here now?"
"Um..." he wondered.
"It was your birthday, ok, so you flew out to Vegas. The company paid to fly you both out to Vegas, and you're, you're staying here at the company's apartment. And... and it's your birthday, so was it just like, 'hey, why not?' like, cause now..."
"Pretty much. No real apparent reason."
"'Cause you're only 21, right?"
"Yeah," he responded.
Duke reiterated, "Let's see, we got a free flight out here, free place to stay, we got picked up in the airport, gotta go out to the clubs. Hey why not, we got some extra money."
I think it was at that moment that it hit me that they really were cousins. "My head is racing. There's like so much going through. So, oh my gosh, I don't even know where to start..."
"So, you two are cousins... so... so like you, you guys both even have the same last name."
"Yep."
"Yes."
I was a jumble of thoughts all trying to get out at once, then I managed to ask, "So, wait, when you went to that night on Boy Seeks Girl, did you watch him jerk off?"
"No."
"I think he left earlier. I think he waited in the car for me. I think he was my ride that night."
"I went and got food," Tyler clarified.
"So, wait, was he naked that night? Like did you see that part?"
 "I
think as soon as they started pulling off their clothes, I left."
"Oh, ok..."
"I think he's seen me naked before," Duke said. "I mean, we grew up together. We played football, high school football together, went to the same school."
"Baseball," Tyler added.
"We always lived together, ran track, baseball. You know, it's bound to happen sometime. I mean."
"Yeah."
"Party together," Tyler followed.
"Wait... what's 'a party,' naked parties?" I trailed off.
"Yeah, we partied more times than I can imagine. It used to be actually, him and I and Sonny lived in our own house together."
"Wait, he lived with you guys, too?"
 "Yeah."
"Oh, I didn't know he lived with you guys."
"Yeah, he was our roommate. That's why he was there at the night of his birthday party."
The conversation continued for quite a while as I wanted to make
absolutely certain there was no doubt in anyone's mind that they're cousins.
Then, about eighteen minutes after that, it was time to head on into the shower.
You'll have to watch the video to see any frontal nudity this time around, but I want to make totally sure you know that there's no interaction between Duke and his cousin. Duke's there, knowing what's going on, but that's it. He doesn't even see his cousin naked. He does sit on the bed and queue up the porn video while Tyler is in the shower, but before Tyler gets out of the shower, Duke leaves the room. This is a solo video, alright? <g>
That said, I personally think it's pretty darn hot that they've both showed their stuff to the world. Perhaps they will check out the other's video. Perhaps not. The point is that now they can.
Damn. I love my hairy butt genealogy showing job! <G>
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